the other day i got a ticket, on my bike. i stopped at a red light, looked saw no cars, no cops and then about 5 blocks later a cops almost running me over and pulls me over because i didnt wait for the light to turng green 5 blocks back.
now i can understand if i blew through a green light leaving cars screeching & honking but no one was around. $262! went to court and the nice judge lady lowered it to $70. 1up judge! she's the same lady that lowered my...never mind
I'm a good, close, and personal friend of that one little oriental judge lady. She owed the CODEMASTER a few favors, so I called one in for ya Jon, not a problem. She thinks I,m a handsome, succesful, upstanding, suave, sophisticated, caring, and giving delinquent who likes to have OPEN CONTAINERS in the park. Oh yah, they "la policia" also found a lesbian-asian porno magazine in my backpack. Nothing to embarassing, cause the cover had been ripped off and the pages were all stuck together.
ReplyDeleteThe little oriental judge lady is a good, close, and personal friend of mine, and she owed me a few favors, so I called one in for you Jon, not a problem. She seems to think that I'm a handsome,eloquent, successful, suave, caring, and giving delinquent who likes to drink from OPEN CONTAINERS in the park. I think she was a little turned on by me because they, "la policia" also found a lesbian asian porno magazine in my backpack. Nothing too embarassing, becauce the front cover had been ripped-off and the pages were all stuck together. Go figure.CODEMASTER
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